Well, the times, they are a changin’, as the old song goes, and they are moving at a crazy fast pace. With how fast society seems to move nowadays, it’s become incredibly easy for old laws to become outdated and forgotten. Sometimes, new ones get put on the books that make us scratch our heads. We’ve gathered up a few weird laws in Tennessee for you. It’s unlikely that you’d be prosecuted for many of them, but you do have to wonder what happened to even put them on the books to begin with! There are plenty of strange things about Tennessee, and these laws definitely belong on the list:

  1. It’s illegal to sell hollow logs in Tennessee, so don’t even try.

lunamom58 / Flickr Supposedly, the reasoning behind this is that unscrupulous log dealers may sell them to unsuspecting buyers as solid wood, which burns better and longer.

  1. Carrying a skunk across state borders is a huge no-no. Of course, this is a hobby you probably want to avoid unless you want a stinky car, anyway!

gamppart / Flickr This law may sound a little odd, but it does have sound reasoning behind it. Animals brought over from other states could easily out-compete native Tennessee animals and lead to problems with invasive species.

  1. In Oneida, it is technically considered illegal for a woman to call a man up on the phone and ask him out on a date. That’s bad news for all those independent ladies out there!

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  1. The only animal that it is legal to shoot out of a moving car via the window is a whale. Good luck finding one of those in land-locked Tennessee!

Isaac Kohane / Flickr

  1. Feel free to move in with your girlfriends, ladies - but not too many of them. If eight or more women are living together in Tennessee, the house is considered a brothel. Yikes!

Szoki Adams / Flickr

  1. Spitting on the sidewalk in Lexington is quite solidly illegal.

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  1. It’s definitely not a good idea, but did you know it’s actually a misdemeanor to tattoo a minor in Tennessee?

Bob Jagendorf / Flickr

  1. Because holding hands is considered a gateway to sexual activity, it is illegal to do so on school grounds.

Mats Lindh / Flickr Incredibly, this is not a long-standing law: this one was just passed in 2012!

  1. Does that roadkill look appetizing to you? Go for it! It’s completely legal to pick up some roadkill on the way home and fry it up for supper.

Sean ManEntee / Flickr Note that this only applies to non-protected species, and that you are required to notify TWRA or law enforcement if the animal in question is a deer.

  1. It is illegal to post images online if they are meant to cause emotional distress, unless there is a legitimate purpose to do so. We’re not really sure what that one means, so we’ll leave you to sort it out.

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  1. In Oneida, the song “It Ain’t Goin’ To Rain No Mo” is actually outlawed. Make sure not to hum that tune too loudly if you’re in the city! We guess someone got it stuck in their head one too many times.

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  1. As of 2011, sharing your Netflix account password is an illegal thing in Tennessee.

Marit & Toomas Hinnosaar / Flickr

  1. Sadly, the art of lassoing a fish is lost to Tennessee cowboys. This is illegal to do here.

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  1. Just in case this is something you were planning on doing, it is illegal to drive in Tennessee if you are asleep. Though it might make traffic jams more bearable.

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  1. It’s illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket in Tennessee.

The Adventures of Pam & Frank/Flickr This one may sound odd, but it actually did once have a reason. Ice cream in your back pocket was supposedly an effective method of stealing a horse, who would be tempted by the sweet treat. Incidentally, it is still technically on the books that you can be hanged for horse theft in Tennessee, so you probably don’t want to be stealing any horses.

Admittedly, most of these are old and completely unenforced now, but it makes you look at this gorgeous southern state a bit different, hey? Who knew Tennesseans had a thing against skunks. Let us know which of these weird laws in Tennessee you found most shocking in the comments!

lunamom58 / Flickr

Supposedly, the reasoning behind this is that unscrupulous log dealers may sell them to unsuspecting buyers as solid wood, which burns better and longer.

gamppart / Flickr

This law may sound a little odd, but it does have sound reasoning behind it. Animals brought over from other states could easily out-compete native Tennessee animals and lead to problems with invasive species.

StockSnap/Pixabay

Isaac Kohane / Flickr

Szoki Adams / Flickr

Sam Javanrouh / Flickr

Bob Jagendorf / Flickr

Mats Lindh / Flickr

Incredibly, this is not a long-standing law: this one was just passed in 2012!

Sean ManEntee / Flickr

Note that this only applies to non-protected species, and that you are required to notify TWRA or law enforcement if the animal in question is a deer.

Laia Ros / Flickr

A. Shazley / Flickr

Marit & Toomas Hinnosaar / Flickr

Steve Corey / Flickr

Saurabh Mishra/Flickr

The Adventures of Pam & Frank/Flickr

This one may sound odd, but it actually did once have a reason. Ice cream in your back pocket was supposedly an effective method of stealing a horse, who would be tempted by the sweet treat. Incidentally, it is still technically on the books that you can be hanged for horse theft in Tennessee, so you probably don’t want to be stealing any horses.

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Weird Laws In Tennessee June 28, 2022 Lisa Sammons What are some of the weirdest places you can go in Tennessee? From our odd museums to our bizarre roadside attractions, there are plenty of weird places to go in Tennessee. We love the giant wind chime in Memphis. It’s the largest in the state and sounds so amazing! What are some fun facts about Tennessee? Did you know Tennessee is home to 3,800 known caves? We’re also home to the largest freshwater aquarium in America (it’s in Chattanooga). Nashville may take the claim to fame, but Bristol is actually the birthplace of country music. There’s so much to learn about the Volunteer State! Was Tennessee the first state to do anything? There are actually a number of firsts in Tennessee that you may not be aware of. For example, Bush’s Baked Beans are from Chestnut Hill. And Goo Goo Clusters were the first combination candy bar, invented in Nashville! Thank goodness for Tennessee.

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Weird Laws In Tennessee

June 28, 2022

Lisa Sammons

What are some of the weirdest places you can go in Tennessee? From our odd museums to our bizarre roadside attractions, there are plenty of weird places to go in Tennessee. We love the giant wind chime in Memphis. It’s the largest in the state and sounds so amazing! What are some fun facts about Tennessee? Did you know Tennessee is home to 3,800 known caves? We’re also home to the largest freshwater aquarium in America (it’s in Chattanooga). Nashville may take the claim to fame, but Bristol is actually the birthplace of country music. There’s so much to learn about the Volunteer State! Was Tennessee the first state to do anything? There are actually a number of firsts in Tennessee that you may not be aware of. For example, Bush’s Baked Beans are from Chestnut Hill. And Goo Goo Clusters were the first combination candy bar, invented in Nashville! Thank goodness for Tennessee.

The OIYS Visitor Center

The OIYS Visitor Center

From our odd museums to our bizarre roadside attractions, there are plenty of weird places to go in Tennessee. We love the giant wind chime in Memphis. It’s the largest in the state and sounds so amazing!

What are some fun facts about Tennessee?

Did you know Tennessee is home to 3,800 known caves? We’re also home to the largest freshwater aquarium in America (it’s in Chattanooga). Nashville may take the claim to fame, but Bristol is actually the birthplace of country music. There’s so much to learn about the Volunteer State!

Was Tennessee the first state to do anything?

There are actually a number of firsts in Tennessee that you may not be aware of. For example, Bush’s Baked Beans are from Chestnut Hill. And Goo Goo Clusters were the first combination candy bar, invented in Nashville! Thank goodness for Tennessee.